(via shouldnt)



clxnesbians:

person: i wanna start watching orphan black is it good

me:

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(via jedimastereverdeen)


If mosquito bites injected you with knowledge I’d be freakin’ Einstein by now.
Tyler B

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

(via gnarly)


surprisebitch:

when you tell a story to your friends and something big happens in the plot

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(via surprisebitch)



waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

(via greetings)


nowavvves:

If you think a girl is cute and awesome and really cool and genuinely like her but won’t date her because she’s chubby or fat and you don’t want people to judge you for it then please remember you’re a piece of shit okay, promise

(via genderqueersamandriel)


kindablowed:

me when I need money

(via genderqueersamandriel)


heliolisk:

Its not really summer unless the radio has found 2-3 songs to overplay the shit out of

(via genderqueersamandriel)


tonyshalube:

bucky catching a bad cold and steve waiting on him hand and foot and rushing to his side every time he hears a weak, “steeb”

(via genderqueersamandriel)


peekachiu:

when someone steals food from your plate

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(via genderqueersamandriel)


danielkanhai:

if i’m ever talking to someone and we’re both trying to remember something and i say i’m “pretty sure” that’s code for, “i am one hundred percent sure, but i refuse to not try to look chill about it.”

(via catsandtardishats)


hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(via chevyimbalo)